Here
you'll find jokes, quotes, and motivating words.
(And, in homage to Bartlett, we've gathered a bouquet of others' flowers, and nothing but the ribbon that binds them is ours.)
A merry heart does good, like medicine. (Proverbs 17:22)
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For the LORD thy God bringeth thee into a good land, a land of brooks of water, of fountains and depths that spring out of valleys and hills;
Deuteronomy 8:7
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And the LORD shall guide thee continually, and satisfy thy soul in drought, and make fat thy bones: and thou shalt be like a watered garden, and like a spring of water, whose waters fail not.
Isaiah 58:11
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They said...
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Abraham Lincoln
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Gratitude is born
in hearts that take time to count up past mercies.
Charles E. Jefferson
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A duck walks into a drugstore and
asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says to the duck, "That'll be $1.49."
The duck replies, "Put it on my bill!"
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After a long career of being blasted into a net, the
human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire.
"But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to find another man of
your caliber?"
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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
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Do you know about the two TV antennas that got married? The wedding was
terrible, but the reception was terrific.
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